March 27, 2017

Blind man sues blind friend for “enticing his wife”

It’s a case of the blind suing the blind. Shaibu Ibrahim, a blind man, on Tuesday took his best friend, another blind man, to court for allegedly “enticing his wife” according to the News Agency of Nigeria. Ibrahim, 26, told court in Nasarawa that his former friend, Shehu Sarki, who is also the head of the Blind People’s Association in the area, had been having an affair with 23-year old Lami, Ibrahim’s wife. He says Sarki had been the one to arrange the marriage only months back. “Sometime in June, our chairman, Sarki, helped me to get a woman, Lami, ...

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Hunter mistakes friend for antelope, shoots and kills him

A 30-year old Ekiti State native is facing murder charges after he shot his hunting buddy who he claims he mistook for an antelope. Police arrested Musibau Mustapha for the wrongful death of Sunday Ijasa. Both men were hunting over the weekend at Igbara Odo Ekiti when Mustapha said he mistook his friend for an antelope and shot him. Ekiti State police spokesman Victor Babayemi confirmed the incident and says investigation into the crime is underway. ...

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Court rules against mother who named her son “Messiah”, says name is reserved for Jesus Christ

Sure you can name your child whatever you want, but some names are reserved strictly for the son of God, as Tennessee parents of a seven-month old were told by a court. The Tennessee judge ordered the parents of 7-month old Messiah DeShawn Martin to change his religiously hallowed first name and name him Martin DeShawn McCullough instead. Time Magazine reports that the parents of the baby had gone to court at first to settle on a last name for their child, but when they appeared before Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew and she heard the baby’s first name, ...

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Kenyan man seeks justice for Jesus Christ in international court

It is an unprecedented case of Biblical proportions. A Kenyan man has filed a case with the International Court of Justice demanding that the court overturn the ruling by Pontius Pilate that saw Jesus Christ of Nazareth crucified over 2,000 years ago. What’s more bizarre, the Hague-based court has constituted a panel to hear the case. The man who’s filing the case is Dola Indidis, on behalf of the religious group Friends of Jesus Christ. The group first brought the case before a Kenyan high court in 2011, but the court declined the case, explaining they had no jurisdiction. That’s understandable ...

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Interviewing for a U.S. Visa? Don’t be this guy (Funny Video)

If you find yourself in a visa application interview say for the United States of America, don’t be this guy. Ndani TV’s hilarious character Frank Donga has proved once before that he is incapable of going through a job interview unscathed and the skit is back with another unfortunate interview. What happens when Frank Donga, played by actor Kunle Idowu, goes to a U.S. visa application interview is pure comic gold. He commits all the major sins – Donga seems incapable of understanding plain questions asked in the English language. When asked what he does for a living, he replies: ...

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Man arrested for throwing semen at woman he thought “was hot”

Delaware police have arrested Frank J. Short for throwing his semen onto the back of a 20-year old female shopper at the local Walmart in New Castle. Short, 22, who was arrested Tuesday afternoon, told police that he thought the woman “was hot”, his explanation for the bizarre assault. A Delaware State Police report said the victim was texting when Short allegedly walked past her, saying “Excuse me.” Seconds later, she “suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg.” The victim said at first she thought he sneezed or spat on her, but then noticed the gooey glob ...

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Mother stabs eight-month old 90 times for biting her while she was breastfeeding; miraculously, he survives!

Eight-month-old Xiao Bao needed more than 100 stitches after his own mother stabbed him 90 times, mostly in the face, for biting her while she was breastfeeding. The infant lives with his mother and two uncles, who make a living recycling rubbish in Xuzhou in eastern China’s Jiangsu Province. The Daily Mail reports that the boy was found in a pool of his own blood in the yard of their home and rushed him to hospital. According to the report, the child’s mother has confessed to stabbing her baby boy for biting her during his feeding. Despite pleas from neighbours ...

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Bride and Groom in tears on their wedding day as groom’s father is killed in church

A groom’s father, seated in the pews of a Catholic church in Benin, Edo state, on Saturday and watching as his son, the groom, wed his bride, was killed when a car crashed into the church and struck him. It has to be one of the most bizarre accidents. Premium Times reports that the victim, Edward Airhiavbere, was hit by flying Toyota Camry when a young chauffeur who was re-parking an SUV outside lost control of the vehicle, hit the Camry from behind and sent it crashing into the church and on to the seated father of the groom. The ...

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And in weird news… a woman is arrested for kissing a cop on the nose “against his will”

When 62-year-old Peggy Hill reportedly laid a wet one on a police officer, she basically kissed her freedom goodbye. The Florida woman was arrested for allegedly kissing a cop on the nose Saturday evening and jailed on charges of felony battery of a law enforcement officer. Authorities were responding to a report of an altercation between Hill and one of her Bradenton neighbors when the smooch reportedly took place. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Sgt. Randy Lamb was speaking to Hill when she suddenly leaned in and kissed him on the ...

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