Talk about WEIRD! So reports have it that in Florida, a woman was woken up and visually assaulted with the site of a man dancing in the street outside her home butt naked as the day he was born.
The woman, 34, woke up around 1 a.m. when her dog started barking, obviously offended by the naked dancing man we’d imagine. She looked out her door and spotted the naked dancer, 25-year-old John David Kinder “dropping it like it’s hot” in the nude.
“He appeared to be dancing around in front of the house and later fell in front of her house,” according to the arrest affidavit obtained by The Huffington Post.
According to the Huffpo, the dancing exhibitionist was aided by an unidentified woman who took him inside her home nearby. It was there that police interrogated Kinder, alleged nudist dancer. He immediately denied seeing anyone dancing in the nude on the street.
The Huffington Post reported that dirt and debris were found on Kinder’s back and the witness of his unwelcome private show identified him as the dancer. He was arrested and booked at the St. Lucie County Jail on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge, the Huffpo reported.
We’d like to think he was inebriated at the time of his nude performance… it’d be far worse if he was lucid at the time.