Men, how far would you go to hide your infedelity or indiscretions from your partner? Serious question. We want to know because for this Canadian man, the answer is pretty darn far.

Jason Laperriere is doing time in a Canadian prison after he faked his own kidnapping just to keep his girlfriend from finding out that he cheated on her.

According to CNews reports, Laperriere was high on drugs (which might explain this horrid mistake on his part) when he took a woman (not his girlfriend) home. He then proceeded to ask the “other” woman to send a text message to his lady love, claiming that he had been confronted and forced into a car at gunpoint over a $12,000 drug debt.

Laperriere followed up with his own phone call to his girlfriend making the same claim, adding he was pistol whipped and driven around for a couple of hours as his “attackers” tried to find out where he lived.

Freaked out and totally fooled by the ruse, the girlfriend called North Bay cops. Accordign to reports, Laperriere eventually turned up and had the nerve to give a false statement to police, including two names, which triggered a Canada-wide warning to police about armed and dangerous suspects.

Jason will spend between 4 and 6 months in the big house. He was banned from having any contact with his ex, which he ignored by calling her from behind bars and asking if they could get back together.

She declined… who could blame her?